Narrative:

Dog ran across taxiway from right to left. Hit brakes hard and applied full left rudder. Missed dog! Left wing scraped across metal post immediately to left of taxiway. Post serves no purpose and should be removed; so should dog because the next time this happens to hell with it, I'm gonna hit the dog on the theory dog is softer than 6 inch iron pipe filled with concrete, and set in concrete, plus cheaper to bury dog than fix airplane!

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Original NASA ASRS Text

Title: SMA DODGES DOG ON TAXIWAY, HAS TAXIWAY EXCURSION AND HITS WING TIP ON CEMENT FILLED PIPE. ACFT DAMAGED. DOG MAKES GETAWAY.

Narrative: DOG RAN ACROSS TAXIWAY FROM R TO L. HIT BRAKES HARD AND APPLIED FULL L RUDDER. MISSED DOG! L WING SCRAPED ACROSS METAL POST IMMEDIATELY TO L OF TAXIWAY. POST SERVES NO PURPOSE AND SHOULD BE REMOVED; SO SHOULD DOG BECAUSE THE NEXT TIME THIS HAPPENS TO HELL WITH IT, I'M GONNA HIT THE DOG ON THE THEORY DOG IS SOFTER THAN 6 INCH IRON PIPE FILLED WITH CONCRETE, AND SET IN CONCRETE, PLUS CHEAPER TO BURY DOG THAN FIX AIRPLANE!

Data retrieved from NASA's ASRS site as of July 2007 and automatically converted to unabbreviated mixed upper/lowercase text. This report is for informational purposes with no guarantee of accuracy. See NASA's ASRS site for official report.