Narrative:

The entire operation from arriving at the aircraft; through flight planning in ops; through pushback procedures was a complete disaster. Staying focused on the topic of this as soon as possible report though; the ramp equipment was broken. First driver headset was unintelligible and the tug had a stuck mike. The second headset was more intelligible but still had the stuck mike. In order to accomplish the pushback; the tug driver had to unplug his headset between callouts which of course defeats the purpose of having the headset in the first place. Pushback verbiage was totally non-standard. The guideman did not know our wand signals. I was never able to get an all clear wand signal from him. Extremely non-standard pushback which clearly compromised safety. I confirmed with ops that the ramp is outsourced. Extraordinarily unsatisfactory performance from the outsourced company.

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Original NASA ASRS Text

Title: B737NG Captain reported what he felt was an unsafe; non-standard; ramp operation from a contracted ramp service supplier.

Narrative: The entire operation from arriving at the aircraft; through flight planning in ops; through pushback procedures was a complete disaster. Staying focused on the topic of this ASAP report though; the ramp equipment was broken. First driver headset was unintelligible and the tug had a stuck mike. The second headset was more intelligible but still had the stuck mike. In order to accomplish the pushback; the tug driver had to unplug his headset between callouts which of course defeats the purpose of having the headset in the first place. Pushback verbiage was totally non-standard. The guideman did not know our wand signals. I was never able to get an all clear wand signal from him. Extremely non-standard pushback which clearly compromised safety. I confirmed with ops that the ramp is outsourced. Extraordinarily unsatisfactory performance from the outsourced company.

Data retrieved from NASA's ASRS site and automatically converted to unabbreviated mixed upper/lowercase text. This report is for informational purposes with no guarantee of accuracy. See NASA's ASRS site for official report.