Narrative:

Captain started to eat crew meal; began to nausea, faint, progressing to a cold feeling with persperation. Along with crew decided that the prudent action would be to land (divert) at msp versus going on to sea. First officer's leg and he continued to fly and land. Declared emergency, dumped fuel. Captain helped with some communication, ground spooling, and taxied aircraft to gate. Captain taken by paramedics to emergency room at hospital and later diagnosed as near syncope with flushing reaction. Before flight captain ate light breakfast, worked out, did chores around house, left for work xa:15, no lunch. Although hungry, did not eat prior to takeoff at xc:55. Possible contributing factor: empty stomach and first officer, a north american indian historian, started describing in detail how indians tortured and killed their captives. Also, virus may have been a contributing factor as upon return home wife was il with upset stomach etc. Future: eat when hungry and no talk of gory details on an empty stomach. Supplemental information from acn 158180. Captain felt well enough after landing to taxi to gate where we were met by paramedics and FAA inspectors.

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Original NASA ASRS Text

Title: CAPT OF ACR LGT BECAME ILL WHILE EATING HIS LUNCH. EMERGENCY DECLARED AND ACFT DIVERTED TO ALTERNATE.

Narrative: CAPT STARTED TO EAT CREW MEAL; BEGAN TO NAUSEA, FAINT, PROGRESSING TO A COLD FEELING WITH PERSPERATION. ALONG WITH CREW DECIDED THAT THE PRUDENT ACTION WOULD BE TO LAND (DIVERT) AT MSP VERSUS GOING ON TO SEA. F/O'S LEG AND HE CONTINUED TO FLY AND LAND. DECLARED EMER, DUMPED FUEL. CAPT HELPED WITH SOME COM, GND SPOOLING, AND TAXIED ACFT TO GATE. CAPT TAKEN BY PARAMEDICS TO EMER ROOM AT HOSPITAL AND LATER DIAGNOSED AS NEAR SYNCOPE WITH FLUSHING REACTION. BEFORE FLT CAPT ATE LIGHT BREAKFAST, WORKED OUT, DID CHORES AROUND HOUSE, LEFT FOR WORK XA:15, NO LUNCH. ALTHOUGH HUNGRY, DID NOT EAT PRIOR TO TKOF AT XC:55. POSSIBLE CONTRIBUTING FACTOR: EMPTY STOMACH AND F/O, A NORTH AMERICAN INDIAN HISTORIAN, STARTED DESCRIBING IN DETAIL HOW INDIANS TORTURED AND KILLED THEIR CAPTIVES. ALSO, VIRUS MAY HAVE BEEN A CONTRIBUTING FACTOR AS UPON RETURN HOME WIFE WAS IL WITH UPSET STOMACH ETC. FUTURE: EAT WHEN HUNGRY AND NO TALK OF GORY DETAILS ON AN EMPTY STOMACH. SUPPLEMENTAL INFO FROM ACN 158180. CAPT FELT WELL ENOUGH AFTER LNDG TO TAXI TO GATE WHERE WE WERE MET BY PARAMEDICS AND FAA INSPECTORS.

Data retrieved from NASA's ASRS site as of July 2007 and automatically converted to unabbreviated mixed upper/lowercase text. This report is for informational purposes with no guarantee of accuracy. See NASA's ASRS site for official report.