Narrative:

I took my headset off and plugged in a hand set. Hand set was not working and was constantly being keyed. I was having a rather spicy conversation about my impending divorce. Some kind of alarm should be developed to indicate a stuck microphone.

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Original NASA ASRS Text

Title: THERE WAS A STUCK MIKE IN THE CTR CTL ROOM.

Narrative: I TOOK MY HEADSET OFF AND PLUGGED IN A HAND SET. HAND SET WAS NOT WORKING AND WAS CONSTANTLY BEING KEYED. I WAS HAVING A RATHER SPICY CONVERSATION ABOUT MY IMPENDING DIVORCE. SOME KIND OF ALARM SHOULD BE DEVELOPED TO INDICATE A STUCK MIKE.

Data retrieved from NASA's ASRS site as of July 2007 and automatically converted to unabbreviated mixed upper/lowercase text. This report is for informational purposes with no guarantee of accuracy. See NASA's ASRS site for official report.