Narrative:

Male passenger boarded aircraft with an open alcoholic beverage in his hand. He was loud and slurring words, 'it looks like I am on the back of the bus, but I don't want to say that too loud.' I told him he could not have the cocktail and took it from him. He said, 'you can take it,' again loud and slurring. Flight attendant #2 called from the back after he went to his seat to say he was drunk and needed to be taken off. Captain agreed. Agent came and took passenger off quickly.

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Original NASA ASRS Text

Title: AN MD80 FLT ATTENDANT RPTED THAT SHE LET AN OBVIOUSLY DRUNK PAX WALK PAST HER, ONLY INTERCEPTING HIS OPEN ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE, AND THEN ALLOWING HIM TO GO TO HIS SEAT.

Narrative: MALE PAX BOARDED ACFT WITH AN OPEN ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE IN HIS HAND. HE WAS LOUD AND SLURRING WORDS, 'IT LOOKS LIKE I AM ON THE BACK OF THE BUS, BUT I DON'T WANT TO SAY THAT TOO LOUD.' I TOLD HIM HE COULD NOT HAVE THE COCKTAIL AND TOOK IT FROM HIM. HE SAID, 'YOU CAN TAKE IT,' AGAIN LOUD AND SLURRING. FLT ATTENDANT #2 CALLED FROM THE BACK AFTER HE WENT TO HIS SEAT TO SAY HE WAS DRUNK AND NEEDED TO BE TAKEN OFF. CAPT AGREED. AGENT CAME AND TOOK PAX OFF QUICKLY.

Data retrieved from NASA's ASRS site as of July 2007 and automatically converted to unabbreviated mixed upper/lowercase text. This report is for informational purposes with no guarantee of accuracy. See NASA's ASRS site for official report.